Wednesday, June 24, 2009

baked goods list

My all-time favorite baked goods:

1. Crusty hard rolls

2. Chewy chocolate chip cookies

3. Fudge brownies (no nuts, no frosting)

4. Plain old simple cheesecake

5. Buttermilk biscuits

6. Banana bread

7. Caramel rolls (NOT cinnamon rolls, the evil twin of my beloved sticky buns)

8. Apple crisp

9. Lemon annnnnyyyything

10. Oatmeal toffee cookies

11. Muffins. Or maybe pie. Or muffins. Or pie. Muffin pie?

Friday, June 19, 2009

swore i wouldn't do list

Things I swore I wouldn't do that I ended up doing anyway:

1. Stay in Lawrence for another summer
2. Go to grad school for solo performance
3. Abandon my workout routine
4. Enjoy my family
5. Wear bootcut jeans, skinny jeans, heels, underwires, tights, and maxi dresses
6. Enroll in yet another semester of choir
7. Eat fish and like it
8. Watch Spiderman and like it
9. Walk away from the church
10. Buy panties that don't come in a plastic-wrapped three-pack
11. Pine for Minnesota

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

sitcom list

This was an extremely difficult list to narrow down! I started by listing thirty shows. All-time favorites, click for video:

1. Boy Meets World
2. Family Matters
3. All in the Family
4. Bewitched
5. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
6. Full House
7. Will and Grace
8. Happy Days
9. Friends
10. I Love Lucy
11. Seinfeld

Sunday, June 7, 2009

alternative jobs list

Things I would be if I weren't a pianist:

1. English teacher. I almost was, in fact.
2. HR? I like people...
3. Children's book author. I'd still like to do this someday.
4. Photographer, mostly for family sittings, I think.
5. Professional organizer. Once my career takes off I'll have my own show on HGTV.
6. Co-pwner of a bakery with Sara and Lauren. I'd do the cookies, Sara would do cakes, and Lauren the bread. Perfect.
7. Musicologist/music historian. I tend to get a little obsessive when I do research... it's fun.
8. Actor. Broadway, actually. Silly, I know, but a girl can dream.
9. Something with animals, but not something weird with animals, like a zookeeper or those people who do the dolphin shows. I wish I could be more specific here...
10. Does being a stay-at-home mom count? I am fully aware of the prerequisites for this job.
11. Conductor!

Sunday, May 24, 2009

shel silverstein list

Some of the better poems from Where the Sidewalk Ends:

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2. "Ourchestra"

So you haven't got a drum, just beat your belly.
So I haven't got a horn - I'll just play my nose.
So we haven't any cymbals-
We'll just slap our hands together,
And though there may be orchestras
That sound a little better
With their fancy shiny instruments
That cost and awful lot-
Hey, we're making music twice as good
By playing what we've got!

3. "Listen to the Mustn'ts"

Listen to the MUSTN'TS, child,
Listen to the DON'TS
Listen to the SHOULDN'TS
The IMPOSSIBLES, the WON'TS
Listen to the NEVER HAVES
Then listen close to me--
Anything can happen, child,
ANYTHING can be.

4. "Rain"

I opened my eyes
And looked up at the rain,
And it dripped in my head
And flowed into my brain,
And all that I hear as I lie in my bed
Is the slishity-slosh of the rain in my head.

I step very softly,
I walk very slow,
I can't do a handstand--
I might overflow,
So pardon the wild crazy thing I just said--
I'm just not the same since there's rain in my head.

5. "Lester" (excerpt)

In a world of apples and kisses and shoes
He wasted his wishes on wishing.

6. "Alice"

She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME
And up she grew so tall,
She ate from a plate called TASTE ME
And down she shrank so small.
And so she changed, while other folks
Never tried nothin' at all.

7. "Shadow Wash"

I've never washed my shadow out
In all the time I've had it.
It was absolutely filthy I supposed,
And so today I peeled it off
The wall where it was leaning
And stuck it in the washtup
With the clothes.
I put in soap and bleach and stuff,
I let it soak for hours,
I wrung it out and hung it out to dry,
And whoever would have thunk
That it would have gone and shrunk
For now it's so much
Littler than I.

8. "Chester"

Chester come to school and said
"Durn, I growed another head."
Teacher said, "It's time you knowed
The word is 'grew' instead of 'growed.'"

9. "Forgotten Language"

Once I spoke the language of the flowers,
Once I understood each word the caterpillar said,
Once I smiled in secret at the gossip of the starlings,
And shared a conversation with the housefly in my bed.
Once I heard and answered all the questions of the crickets,
And joined the crying of each falling dying flake of snow,
Once I spoke the language of the flowers. . . .
How did it go?
How did it go?

10. "Where the Sidewalk Ends"

There is a place where the sidewalk ends
And before the street begins,
And there the grass grows soft and white,
And there the sun burns crimson bright,
And there the moon-bird rests from his flight
To cool in the peppermint wind.

Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
And the dark street winds and bends.
Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow
We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where the chalk-white arrows go
To the place where the sidewalk ends.

Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go,
For the children, they mark, and the children, they know
The place where the sidewalk ends.

11. "Sky Seasoning"

A piece of sky
Broke off and fell
Through the crack in the ceiling
Right into my soup,
KERPLOP!
I really must state
That I usually hate
Lentil soup, but I ate
Every drop!
Delicious delicious
(A bit like plaster),
But so delicious, goodness sake--
I could have eaten a lentil-soup lake.
It's amazing the difference
A bit of sky can make.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

internet addictions list

I can't stop:

1. Twittering. (What?)
2. www.skinnyvscurvy.com - My version of a trashy magazine.
3. Youtube, obviously.
4. KenKen on the NYTimes website.
5. Recipes recipes recipes...
6. Dreaming of ways to decorate my apartment from West Elm.
7. Seeking that potential apartment on craigslist.
8. Facebook quizzes. Oy.
9. Flickr photos. I have a new desktop background almost daily.
10. Polyvore, but I swear to god I am not a seventeen-year-old girl.
11. NPR Music!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

dresses list

Dresses I would very much enjoy wearing, courtesy of forever21.com:
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(This post is mostly for you, Megh.) :)